Tales from the Quilt Shop

That place is crazy

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.”Bottom Text: “LOL NO.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.”

Bottom Text: “LOL NO.”]

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: ASK CUSTOMER IF THEY’D LIKE A BAGBottom Text: WAIT 45 SECONDS WHILE THEY TALK IT OVER WITH THEIR SPOUSE]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: ASK CUSTOMER IF THEY’D LIKE A BAG

Bottom Text: WAIT 45 SECONDS WHILE THEY TALK IT OVER WITH THEIR SPOUSE]

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fuckyeahretailrobin: So, for some reason, certain people feel the need to explain to me what coupon is for which item, and they will hand me each thing one at a time with its respective coupon, not putting the next item down until they have explained why they think this coupon goes towards that particular product. Man, I understand that you’re trying to save money, but I’m trying to save time for yourself and the people behind you, and myself (who has more to do than listen to the life story of your coupons) by doing this quickly, and you are not helping. Just hand me all of your dang coupons, and the register will either take them or it won’t. JUST PUT IT ALL DOWN AND STEP AWAY AND RESPOND TO MY PLEASANT CONVERSATION. That is all you need do. (aggravated sigh)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

So, for some reason, certain people feel the need to explain to me what coupon is for which item, and they will hand me each thing one at a time with its respective coupon, not putting the next item down until they have explained why they think this coupon goes towards that particular product. Man, I understand that you’re trying to save money, but I’m trying to save time for yourself and the people behind you, and myself (who has more to do than listen to the life story of your coupons) by doing this quickly, and you are not helping. Just hand me all of your dang coupons, and the register will either take them or it won’t. JUST PUT IT ALL DOWN AND STEP AWAY AND RESPOND TO MY PLEASANT CONVERSATION. That is all you need do. (aggravated sigh)

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supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

(via have-juice-feel-better)

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Oh, We’ll Put All These Back.”Bottom Text: “PLEASE DON’T.”]   After 45 minutes of you and your small children treating our store like a giant dress up castle instead of a place of business, the last thing I want is for you to put all the things back in the wrong places, with half of them turned inside out. Please just go away. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Oh, We’ll Put All These Back.”

Bottom Text: “PLEASE DON’T.”]

 

After 45 minutes of you and your small children treating our store like a giant dress up castle instead of a place of business, the last thing I want is for you to put all the things back in the wrong places, with half of them turned inside out. Please just go away. 

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “HANGING AROUND THE WINDOW AFTER WE CLOSE” Bottom Text: “WILL NOT MAKE ME LET YOU IN”] A couple minutes after we closed the front door the other night, some guys came up and started hovering around the windows by the registers, trying to ask if we were closed and obviously wanting to be let in. One lifted his wrist and tapped his watch as though I were unaware of the time, and they stood there for a minute or two even as I went on ignoring them to count cash. We’re on a fairly tight closing schedule, so we couldn’t let them pop in even for a minute after close, nor were we obligated to, all things considered. As I told my coworker, I took great joy in telling them to screw off. c:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “HANGING AROUND THE WINDOW AFTER WE CLOSE”

Bottom Text: “WILL NOT MAKE ME LET YOU IN”]

A couple minutes after we closed the front door the other night, some guys came up and started hovering around the windows by the registers, trying to ask if we were closed and obviously wanting to be let in. One lifted his wrist and tapped his watch as though I were unaware of the time, and they stood there for a minute or two even as I went on ignoring them to count cash. We’re on a fairly tight closing schedule, so we couldn’t let them pop in even for a minute after close, nor were we obligated to, all things considered.

As I told my coworker, I took great joy in telling them to screw off. c: